What your car thinks of you

[stonedagain]

"I'm not sure if I want to go on really, I've had a good run but roads are so busy now. I'd quite like an easy life and need a bit of an overhaul. There are too many cars on the roads now. It's not like what it used to be in my day. Senile, me! Bah, I just can't be bothered anymore. My owner is in for a shock, I'm about to give up and RIP soon! They they will be sorry! "



what the f**** only bought her about a week ago lol.

[Ben_L]

"So I've lived a little and been around the block a bit, but hey who hasn't. There is still a bit of life left in me and still love to sprint a bit, just not for as long as I used to. All I'm going to say is that prevention is better than a cure. If you spend a little time and money on me I'm sure I'd be a lot more reliable. "

You don't get more reliable than never failing to start but still managing to cost me a fortune!!! Lol.