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Never clean you greasy car stuff in the garden oops.

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Right I made a big mistake today I decided to clean my wheel in the back garden right next to my door, big mistake I got oil everywhere and i then didn't realise that I had oil on the bottoms of my boots :-? I walked up stairs got oil on every step oops, I then vaxed the stairs to get the oil out and mopped my floors.
I then cleaned the garden well I thought I did, let my dogs out and they walked in to the kitchen black floor prints everywhere, cleaned my garden again let the dogs out and they again got oily foot prints everywhere, so i cleaned the garden again just waiting to see now if its worked.
Suffice to say my other half is not in a good mood.

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cavaliersri130 wrote:Right I made a big mistake today I decided to clean my wheel in the back garden right next to my door, big mistake I got oil everywhere and i then didn't realise that I had oil on the bottoms of my boots :-? I walked up stairs got oil on every step oops, I then vaxed the stairs to get the oil out and mopped my floors.
I then cleaned the garden well I thought I did, let my dogs out and they walked in to the kitchen black floor prints everywhere, cleaned my garden again let the dogs out and they again got oily foot prints everywhere, so i cleaned the garden again just waiting to see now if its worked.
Suffice to say my other half is not in a good mood.

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I owe my misses new carpets. I bought her a carpet cleaner instead, she was happy with that.

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Not oil but did sumin similar at my other halfs....

Decided to tint my rear lights on the work top in the kitchen, put down about 5 or 6 layers of newspaper but still seaped through, can imagine how many different cleaning products I used to get it off.

She came in and went mental then got out some cleaning stuff I hadnt seen and it came straight off, lesson learned though I tell you.
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I done something similar with oil breather hoses. Decided to give them a good scrub, at the same time covering myself and the wall of the house in black dots :lol: Just do it over a drain, that's what I do. If it's really messy, pick the most hidden bush you can find and chuck it behind there :lol:
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Mikebmth wrote:Not oil but did sumin similar at my other halfs....

Decided to tint my rear lights on the work top in the kitchen, put down about 5 or 6 layers of newspaper but still seaped through, can imagine how many different cleaning products I used to get it off.

She came in and went mental then got out some cleaning stuff I hadnt seen and it came straight off, lesson learned though I tell you.
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Cavalier342 wrote:I done something similar with oil breather hoses. Decided to give them a good scrub, at the same time covering myself and the wall of the house in black dots :lol: Just do it over a drain, that's what I do. If it's really messy, pick the most hidden bush you can find and chuck it behind there :lol:
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bigmitch wrote:
Cavalier342 wrote:I done something similar with oil breather hoses. Decided to give them a good scrub, at the same time covering myself and the wall of the house in black dots :lol: Just do it over a drain, that's what I do. If it's really messy, pick the most hidden bush you can find and chuck it behind there :lol:
You pikey :lol:
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my kitchen :lol:

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gsi pie wrote:my kitchen :lol:

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:lol: :lol:
My valver brings all the boys to the yard, dam right its cammed and carbed, dam right it pops and farts, I would show you but the fuker won't start!
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"Just off to make some toast dear.... "

Ok, be careful for f** sake not to stain my camshaft..... :wall
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lmfao
My valver brings all the boys to the yard, dam right its cammed and carbed, dam right it pops and farts, I would show you but the fuker won't start!
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How the hell do you get away with it pie
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duno tbh :lol:

ive bought a new kitchen counter now tho which is a no no :lol:
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gsi pie wrote:my kitchen :lol:

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Showed my missus and she rolled her eyes and sighed.

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:lol: :lol:
My valver brings all the boys to the yard, dam right its cammed and carbed, dam right it pops and farts, I would show you but the fuker won't start!
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I have my wheel in my bedroom and my other half keeps saying when are you getting rid of that wheel?.
When the weather gets better.
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Just keeping it safe from scratches and chips.

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I used to get stuff like that on my kitchen sides all the time when I was with my ex. Since we split up about the worst I've had is a complete motorcycle in pieces in my living room.

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Freakmandu wrote:I used to get stuff like that on my kitchen sides all the time when I was with my ex. Since we split up about the worst I've had is a complete motorcycle in pieces in my living room.

(Edit: One of these, if anyone's interested. In black. Never did get it finished :( )

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Wish I had money now i had one in black.

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I rattle canned a bonnet in my dads kitchen. For some reason i didn't put any paper down. Everything went black, cupboards, floor, white goods, pans etc all had a light misting of black! I also washed an entire moped engine case and transmission in the dishwasher. Came out lovely :thumb The benefits of living at home!!
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Martay wrote:I rattle canned a bonnet in my dads kitchen. For some reason i didn't put any paper down. Everything went black, cupboards, floor, white goods, pans etc all had a light misting of black! I also washed an entire moped engine case and transmission in the dishwasher. Came out lovely :thumb The benefits of living at home!!

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Martay wrote:I rattle canned a bonnet in my dads kitchen. For some reason i didn't put any paper down. Everything went black, cupboards, floor, white goods, pans etc all had a light misting of black! I also washed an entire moped engine case and transmission in the dishwasher. Came out lovely :thumb The benefits of living at home!!
LOL your mental.

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just had heart failure thinking about how my missus would react!

i scrapped off loads of old under seal then got some on my shoe with out realizing then walked through the house

nearly died from that!

recently cleaned my chainsaw on the kitchen floor but missus was out so survived
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mr v6 wrote:just had heart failure thinking about how my missus would react!

i scrapped off loads of old under seal then got some on my shoe with out realizing then walked through the house

nearly died from that!

recently cleaned my chainsaw on the kitchen floor but missus was out so survived
Lmfao my other half is still abit pissed as I'm still getting the odd bit of grease here and there, and still finding bits on doors and floors.

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