The value of a biscuit

[Freakmandu]

Might I enquire as to where the Jaffa Cake fits into this leaderboard of biscuity goodness? Or if it even registers.

As for the worst biscuit ever... the one that my mother used to force feed me as a child... Fig Rolls.

Are the above cakes, or biscuits... who knows.. I consider them biscuits though.

For the record, I cant stand HobNobs, chocolate or otherwise. If I'm going to dunk something it'll be a Party Ring, cos I like it when the icing goes all funny when its dunked.

[carlos_canter]

You CANNOT and SHOULD NEVER consider a jaffa cake as a biscuit.

There sponge(like cakes) and not biscuit like at all.

ITS NOT NATURAL!

[carlos_canter]

Sad that I know about aircraft, the revolution that changed the world, don't think so. You're sad talking about biscuits.

I dont think air travel was a world changing revolution, It did in some respects, belching out exhaust across the globe, deafening noise and the mess when they crash!

Least if a biscuit crashes you get the hoover out.

How can we be sad talking about biscuits, Youve just literally reviewed a jammy dodger.

[planetc]

Your thinking of cheese slices.

[planetc]

Might I enquire as to where the Jaffa Cake fits into this leaderboard of biscuity goodness? Or if it even registers.

As nice as they are, they are definitely a cake, not a biscuit.

[planetc]

How can we be sad talking about biscuits

Important subject, clearly close to all our hearts judging by the response the thread has received.

[TurboDan]

Clearly a jaffa cake is a biscuit as you will find them with the biscuits in EVERY shop.

And someone mention part rings, there are really nice!

[planetc]

Clearly a jaffa cake is a biscuit as you will find them with the biscuits in EVERY shop.

Due to the well known stupidity of shop assistants, shops are rarely laid out in a logical manner are they? There is a clue in the name Dan, Jaffa CAKES

[vauxtillidie]

They are cakes that's why they are vat exempt in the uk, Mcvities have defended this in court and showed that Jaffa cakes went hard once stale as cakes do and biscuits go soft when stale.

[Cavalier342]

Clearly a jaffa cake is a biscuit as you will find them with the biscuits in EVERY shop.

Due to the well known stupidity of shop assistants, shops are rarely laid out in a logical manner are they? There is a clue in the name Dan, Jaffa CAKES

It ain't the shop assistants you pleb, it's the store head office that decides where to put stuff. We have to fill it on the shelves, even though we know it's wrong

[planetc]

It ain't the shop assistants you pleb, it's the store head office that decides where to put stuff. We have to fill it on the shelves, even though we know it's wrong

I'm not the one blindly following someone elses orders....who is really the pleb?

[Cavalier342]

It ain't the shop assistants you pleb, it's the store head office that decides where to put stuff. We have to fill it on the shelves, even though we know it's wrong

I'm not the one blindly following someone elses orders....who is really the pleb?

Who says I follow orders? I don't follow shit, manager's never around.

[planetc]

Who says I follow orders? I don't follow shit, manager's never around.

Then man up and put the Jaffa Cakes in the right place!!!

[TurboDan]

[Cavalier342]

Who says I follow orders? I don't follow shit, manager's never around.

Then man up and put the Jaffa Cakes in the right place!!!

I don't even work on the biscuit aisle But do feel free to tell them that yourself

[btcctroy]

It ain't the shop assistants you pleb, it's the store head office that decides where to put stuff. We have to fill it on the shelves, even though we know it's wrong

I'm not the one blindly following someone elses orders....who is really the pleb?

Who says I follow orders? I don't follow shit, manager's never around.

Course you do. Otherwise jaffa cakes would be with the cakes and not with biscuits. Lol

[btcctroy]

Who says I follow orders? I don't follow shit, manager's never around.

Then man up and put the Jaffa Cakes in the right place!!!

I don't even work on the biscuit aisle But do feel free to tell them that yourself

Do you work on the health and beauty aisle

[Cavalier342]

Nope. keep guessing Roger.

[btcctroy]

Who's roger

[planetc]

Do you work on the health and beauty aisle

One of those numpties that adds water to a pre made bread dough mix and thinks he is a baker?

[Gaz]

Do you work on the health and beauty aisle

One of those numpties that adds water to a pre made bread dough mix and thinks he is a baker?

The asda near me manages to burn the bleeding pastries most of the time.

[Cavalier342]

Do you work on the health and beauty aisle

One of those numpties that adds water to a pre made bread dough mix and thinks he is a baker?

Nope keep guessing Dave

[planetc]

Nope keep guessing Dave

are you a till tart Florence?

[Cavalier342]

Nope keep guessing Dave

are you a till tart Florence?

No Bill, I am not.

[Mikebmth]

This thread is just cracking me up .........