The value of a biscuit

[planetc]

The world would continue to function without helicopters. Deleting biscuits from existence would be the beginning of the end, governments would crumble, and millions of households would turn to anarchy.

Who remembers the puffy ones that had lemon flavour cream in them, they were pretty good dunked in orange squash.

[Cavalier342]

Oh ok then fair enough.

I guess biscuits can take over the roles of aerial surveillance, forest aerial fire-fighting, scenic tours around Hoover Dam, coastguard duties and police helicopter duties.

[Cavalier342]

Nobody ever sat down at the end of the day to have a cup of tea and a helicopter.

Could easily have a cup of tea in one though.

[Gaz]

Who remembers the puffy ones that had lemon flavour cream in them, they were pretty good dunked in orange squash.

Morrisons still sell them

Nobody ever sat down at the end of the day to have a cup of tea and a helicopter.

Could easily have a cup of tea in one though.

Ok ive got a biscuit, wheres your chopper?

[Cavalier342]

I've got a couple of R/C ones, but if you want, you can hire a 206 JetRanger for probably couple of hundred squid for a day.

[Gaz]

I've got a couple of R/C ones, but if you want, you can hire a 206 JetRanger for probably couple of hundred squid for a day.

1 I dont like french cars
2 I dont spend £200 on biscuits for a day.

[Cavalier342]

I've got a couple of R/C ones, but if you want, you can hire a 206 JetRanger for probably couple of hundred squid for a day.

1 I dont like french cars
2 I dont spend £200 on biscuits for a day.

Why did I think you'd imagine the shite french hatchback? I meant the Bell 206B Jet Ranger, possibly the most popular civilian helicopter around.

[Gaz]

Link

[Cavalier342]

why are you putting up a poo tube link to a crap hatchback with an experimental jet engine? ffs this is too weird.....

[Rage]

Ginger nuts lol the ultimate dunkers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbI10PMboL4

[humbucker]

Pah, amateurs. Jammy Dodger is king. A shame that they dumbed it down as it used to be beautiful to look at as well as being tasty. So much effort had gone into the design, it really was superb. I'll try to find a pic. And as for the earlier post about dunking in tea, well what rot! Jammy Dodgers are not for dunking! And tea is not for polluting!

[planetc]

Pah, amateurs. Jammy Dodger is king. A shame that they dumbed it down as it used to be beautiful to look at as well as being tasty. So much effort had gone into the design, it really was superb. I'll try to find a pic. And as for the earlier post about dunking in tea, well what rot! Jammy Dodgers are not for dunking! And tea is not for polluting!

Nope sorry, totally disagree, given a choice there are an awful lot of biscuits I would choose before a dodger

[humbucker]

Bow down before greatness. A beautiful biscuit:

[Gaz]

jammy dodgers are overrated, nowhere near enough jam in them.

[Cavalier342]

As Gaz says, there's one tiny bit in the middle which has been dipped into the biscuit with a syringe, then the rest is plain.

[vauxtillidie]

Plain chocolate digestive or fox's jam and cream

[humbucker]

Never mind the greatest biscuit (Jammy Dodger fyi) I tell you what the worst is; the pink ones in the Victoria biscuit assortment, yuk. Dry old crap that you leave in the tin when all other biscuits are extinguished, left exclusively for elderly relatives who have incontinence issues.

[planetc]

Excellent, now we are building a proper picture of the best and the worst.... which really has to be rich tea in my opinion. The look and taste of recycled cardboard!

[TurboDan]

If you are on a diet maybe rich tea..


How about malted milk, they are nice!

And as for the worst ones, The "Nice" biscuits were fukin aweful even though the name would suggest otherwise, False advertising at its best they are lol

[vauxtillidie]

It's pronounced niece dan! But yeh yeh there crap as well as rich tea

[TurboDan]

I know how u say it but it says "Nice" on the biscuits

[Gaz]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit

I was gonna argue this one but i think the brothers should battle it out.

[TurboDan]

Yeah but im always right so its hard to argue when i'm right.....

[humbucker]

What about the Garibaldi? During the Great War food didn't need to taste of anything so Garibaldi's were produced en masse and were sent to soldiers on the front line as they were the only food stuff that could be safely sent so the soldiers (as they are conveniently designed to fit in an envelope).

I might have made that up.

[Gaz]

Your thinking of cheese slices.