Unfortunate names
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Unfortunate names
I met a chap yesterday who only had one leg. His name was Mister Legg.... really had to make an effort not to laugh.
"No the temperature gauge doesn't work........
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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Justin Case, take it easy mate.
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Used to have a patient called Mrs Urine.
It is amazing what names I come across when visiting disabled patients.
You'll be amazed at the number of wheelchair users called Mr or Mrs Walker.
There's a Mrs PuddlePhat...
Life is so callous when it comes to irony.
It is amazing what names I come across when visiting disabled patients.
You'll be amazed at the number of wheelchair users called Mr or Mrs Walker.
There's a Mrs PuddlePhat...
Life is so callous when it comes to irony.
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Oh yes, just remembered a chap in London I went to once called Mr. C U Cumber
"No the temperature gauge doesn't work........
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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my daughter had a teacher at school called Mr G Stringer.
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I'll let you have that one to yourself, Dave.HAIRIBO wrote:Peter File. Would be a great name to have.
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I had to say that one to my self 3 times to get itGaz wrote:Jenny Taylor.....



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Could be worse I suppose, oxlittle would be embarrassing
"No the temperature gauge doesn't work........
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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Lmfao.planetc wrote:I met a chap yesterday who only had one leg. His name was Mister Legg.... really had to make an effort not to laugh.

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Before xmas I was sent by my work to check out some wrongly installed gas pipe. I thought my boss was taking the pi$$ when he said the blokes name. It was Zoltan Dragon 
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Mike hunt!
The health centre where in working a doctors name is Dr A Chew
The health centre where in working a doctors name is Dr A Chew
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Friend of my mates sister had the surname Cheese, her parents had brainwashed her into thinking it was pronounced che ays ee?
"No the temperature gauge doesn't work........
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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Greig Sri wrote:Before xmas I was sent by my work to check out some wrongly installed gas pipe. I thought my boss was taking the pi$$ when he said the blokes name. It was Zoltan Dragon
Greig

"No the temperature gauge doesn't work........
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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Kamel Bangor was a name that had me laughing down the phone to a user, unprofessional, yes.. but it happens.
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Johanna trollope she's on the tv at the mo.
And I once knew a bloke who's second name was bator so before he was 16 he was called master bator.
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
And I once knew a bloke who's second name was bator so before he was 16 he was called master bator.

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There was a girl who lived near us when I was a kid whose parents had the brilliant idea to call her Lesbia
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I remember a lad a while back in the papers called Peter Ennis then changed it to Peter Dennis ,
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used to work with a chap called wayne kerr,he never saw the funny side of the jokes,probbably had greif ever since he started school
i also know of a gordon bennet near me
i also know of a gordon bennet near me

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mr v6 wrote: gordon bennet
Might be a bit slow but that doesn't make any sense to me.
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Am I a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? Well that depends on how much I've had to drink...
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Kings Blue 1992 Vauxhall Cavalier LSi Auto C18NZ
Smoke Grey 1994 Vauxhall Cavalier V6 C25XE
Am I a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? Well that depends on how much I've had to drink...