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I met a chap yesterday who only had one leg. His name was Mister Legg.... really had to make an effort not to laugh.
"No the temperature gauge doesn't work........
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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Used to have a patient called Mrs Urine.

It is amazing what names I come across when visiting disabled patients.

You'll be amazed at the number of wheelchair users called Mr or Mrs Walker.
There's a Mrs PuddlePhat...


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Oh yes, just remembered a chap in London I went to once called Mr. C U Cumber
"No the temperature gauge doesn't work........
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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my daughter had a teacher at school called Mr G Stringer.
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Peter File. Would be a great name to have.
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HAIRIBO wrote:Peter File. Would be a great name to have.
I'll let you have that one to yourself, Dave.
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Jenny Taylor.....
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Gaz wrote:Jenny Taylor.....
I had to say that one to my self 3 times to get it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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seems so innocent till you do that.
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Could be worse I suppose, oxlittle would be embarrassing
"No the temperature gauge doesn't work........
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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planetc wrote:I met a chap yesterday who only had one leg. His name was Mister Legg.... really had to make an effort not to laugh.
Lmfao.

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Before xmas I was sent by my work to check out some wrongly installed gas pipe. I thought my boss was taking the pi$$ when he said the blokes name. It was Zoltan Dragon :shock:

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Mike hunt!

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Friend of my mates sister had the surname Cheese, her parents had brainwashed her into thinking it was pronounced che ays ee?
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we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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Greig Sri wrote:Before xmas I was sent by my work to check out some wrongly installed gas pipe. I thought my boss was taking the pi$$ when he said the blokes name. It was Zoltan Dragon :shock:

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"No the temperature gauge doesn't work........
we've driven 150 miles today........
the heater went cold last Thursday........
they check the level when it's serviced don't they?"
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My uncle is Lez Bowes (As in cross bow)
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Kamel Bangor was a name that had me laughing down the phone to a user, unprofessional, yes.. but it happens.
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Johanna trollope she's on the tv at the mo.

And I once knew a bloke who's second name was bator so before he was 16 he was called master bator.


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There was a girl who lived near us when I was a kid whose parents had the brilliant idea to call her Lesbia
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I remember a lad a while back in the papers called Peter Ennis then changed it to Peter Dennis ,
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used to work with a chap called wayne kerr,he never saw the funny side of the jokes,probbably had greif ever since he started school

i also know of a gordon bennet near me :)
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mr v6 wrote: gordon bennet

Might be a bit slow but that doesn't make any sense to me.
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