HOW NOT TO PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST!

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HOW NOT TO PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST!

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"When my clip board touches the dash, i would like you to perform an emergency stop"

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Obviously it didnt touch the dash soon enough!
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Well obviously the driver of the car, (being a student or instructor) thought the car wasnt small enough as it was. Lets make it even easier to park :D :D 5mph bump into a wall....... :shock: oh no!!! look whats happened!!



Either that or he hit a pigeon at 50mph....
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Must of been a big bloody pidgeon!
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Ouch!!!! And I thought hitting a deer was bad enough in an x-trail!!!! I'm thinking this looks like a kit car or a project for someone!!! :lol: :lol:
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lets turn a fiat 500 into a smart car :lol: not a very smart way to do it though ...

hope all were ok
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How did the doors come off?
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It's Italian... probably got scared and dropped them just before impact.
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clown car style?
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That's the one! :lol:
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Mite just be me bt ent the doors on in the first pic?
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OUCH, how did that happen though :scratch arent they dual controlled??? Instructor wasnt paying attention either me thinks :lol:
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Bull wrote:Mite just be me bt ent the doors on in the first pic?
only the passenger one..
FoxyCav wrote:OUCH, how did that happen though :scratch arent they dual controlled??? Instructor wasnt paying attention either me thinks :lol:
What happened if the learner was hit by a speeding driver struggling to keep it on his side on a blind bend? and yes, this is known an playing devil's advocate... or being a bit of a dick! :lol: :lol:
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were you instructing squig?
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No... If it was me it wouldn't have been a fiat... or squashed
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Squig wrote:No... If it was me it wouldn't have been a fiat...
Thats the best thing i've heard for a while now. I hate italian cars
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Lanica Delta Integrale... an exception to every rule... but lets face it the italians have build many many cars there's bound to be a couple of good ones
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ooo! Ferrari Daytona! That's Iconic! and dare I say the Muria? I know they lift but they really look good...
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I thought my fiat works van was badly built. But that 500 is shocking!

Look at the panel gaps on the bonnet! and They've forgot to put the front bumper on completely!

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Thats A BIGGGG crunch
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HAIRIBO wrote: "Mama Mia! :o Whats' matta! Why' you so sad!............................ :cry



Argh Shut up' ya face!" :?

I tried to resist....

No you shut up' ya face!
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NO................................ you's shut'a up'a ta face!
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Hey I poka ma head otta da window!
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