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how motorways work
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how motorways work
not sure if this has been posted before or ppl have seen it i think its funny as
http://www.howmotorwayswork.co.uk/index.htm
http://www.howmotorwayswork.co.uk/index.htm
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Cavalier342
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Sheep:
Driver type: Quiet, lazy, elderly
Mentality: Stupid, gullable
Speed: 56-100mph
Vehicle: varied, 2.4 children-mobile
I-spy guide: Never shifting lane, ever
I've yet to see a sheep do 100 mph lol. Nice link man, that's quite amusing.
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"You offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore"
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pure qwality funnier than a really funny thing.
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Maracus
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The blue motorway sign near the top if the page sums it up nicely
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carlos_canter
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Cavalier342 wrote:I've yet to see a sheep do 100 mph
They do if you hit them hard enough.
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Cavalier342
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Previous:
China Blue 1989 Vauxhall Cavalier L 18SV
Kings Blue 1992 Vauxhall Cavalier LSi Auto C18NZ
Smoke Grey 1994 Vauxhall Cavalier V6 C25XE
Am I a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? Well that depends on how much I've had to drink...
China Blue 1989 Vauxhall Cavalier L 18SV
Kings Blue 1992 Vauxhall Cavalier LSi Auto C18NZ
Smoke Grey 1994 Vauxhall Cavalier V6 C25XE
Am I a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? Well that depends on how much I've had to drink...
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175bhpcavydan
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Uve never been to wales then?carlos_canter wrote:Cavalier342 wrote:I've yet to see a sheep do 100 mph
They do if you hit them hard enough.
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175bhpcavydan wrote:Uve never been to wales then?carlos_canter wrote:Cavalier342 wrote:I've yet to see a sheep do 100 mph
They do if you hit them hard enough.
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"Tut te tum, la dee dar. Where am I? Ahhhh well. Tum tee tum tee laaaaa dee dar. Hum huuuum laaaaa dee dar....... Hmmmmm, where am I?"
You're in the sodding middle lane
that made me laugh for hours
You're in the sodding middle lane
that made me laugh for hours
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Mint..