As your mostly aware i live in County Durham (not that important)
When i finnished work last night / this morning (around 2AM), my normal routine is to drive 5 miles to the local 24hour tescos and back again (after buying something lol)
I've done this month in, month out for donkeys, with no problems.
But last night the local clio / saxo, prats where making alot of noise and 'burning rubber' in the car park.
I park at the other end of the car park, as i didn't want to be associated with them.
Went into tesco's bought a new wiper blade for the rear wiper, some bread and cheese (cheese on toast hmmmm)
Came out of tesco's to find the clio / saxo lot still screaming away in the corner of the car park (its a big car park).
Bear in mind theres about 20 of these clio / saxo lads in one corner and my Cavalier with 2 other parked cars in the other.
Walked round the corner to go back to my Cav, and seen it was surrounded by 2 pursuit cars and 4 cops.
Walked upto them and asked what the problem was, i was told that they 'suspect' the car may have been cuasing a public nuisance

So instead of losing my tempure (which i felt like doing) i answered all their questions politely. and let them look over the car, knowing it was all in order.
I was then given a verbal warning

(hmmmm ok.. so what about the clio / saxo lot clearly being a pest)
It normaly takes me 20 minutes or so to drive back home from tesco's.
Not tonight, almost an hour!
I left tescos and headed back onto the by-pass, when blow me down.
i was pulled with-in 1 mile of being on the by-pass.
P = Police
A = Adam (me)
P. "Morning son, we have reason to suspect that your front tyres are bald"
A. "i can asure there not officer"
P. "i'll be the judge of that, shall i?"
P. "Can you turn the ignition off and follow me to the police car"
A. Sigh
(can you prove that your insured ect... ect....)
Yes i can, with ease (keep a photo copy of motor insurance in the glove box)
P. "if you could just answer my colleges questions, i'll check your car.
Can i have the keys please sir?"
A. "yep"
(a number of question take place, i get breatherlized grrrr)
P. "ok sir, your front tyres are just legal i advise you get them changfed as soon as poss"
A. "your joking!?"
P. "does it look like i'm joking?"
A. "YES!, i can show the invoice for the new tyres and fitting for them not 48 hours ago"
P2. "i'll double check the tyre depth"
P1. ("mumbles something can't tell what")
P2. "ok sir, theres over 8mm of tread on your tyres all round"
(thinking to myself: Well i f*cking know that)
P2. "Your free to go sir"
(thank god for that)
(3 or 4 mins pass)
Blue lights in the rear view mirror.
keeping it short: I was doing 31 in a 30 zone. was given a warning and let go.
Anyone else had one of these nights?
Adam